What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your going to be alright just relax

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

But this is not

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Maybe leave out

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Innocent before proven guilty

I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?